(I PICK MY NOSE, IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION...)
THIS IS THE PART MOST PEOPLE IGNORE.
O HAI. I LYKE THIS. CAN I HAS COPYPASTA?
- Nope. No copying to other sites.
O HAI. I HATE THIS. O MAN. THIS IS GROSS, AND HORRIBLE. I WILL PICKET YOUR FUNERAL...
- Don't read it, then?
WHO OWNS THIS. I WANT IT.
- Me. That's the way I'd like it to stay, too.
I IS A PUBLISHER WHO IS NOW SMITTEN WITH YOUR LITERARY FEAST. MAY-IST I PUBLISH THEE'S NOVEL, HEY?
-Oh, deah lawd. Lemme count the ways!! Email my gmail: trysarahtopps, and make me an offer, baby!